So after living with Sim Simma for a few years now and this being the first year I've lived with J Roll I thought I'd reflect on some of the new developments. I'd like to point out that of the group of 6 from HSquared, we are probably the most normal, which is a bit frightening. E Rock can join our group while BJ and Rambo are the outliers.
The most obvious change is that we actually get more than basic cable and even have an HD DVR, who would of thought Sim Simma would ever have such luxury! This has resulted in Sim Simma and I watching more sports in the last 9 months than I believe we watched both years in HSquared. We followed the pats (J Roll), the skins (Sim Simma), the eagles (Drama), and the bears (Me, ffe...err *sigh* Warhammer) this past season. We were up to date with college football and basketball, the NBA, and I've even watched some NHL and champions league this season. Now I know what you're thinking, that's a long ass time sitting on the couch watching the TV, but between Taco Mac and our DVR it hasn't felt too long.
The next most notable development in relation would be our lack of playing Super Smash Brothers. We no longer have 4 players and the graphics look rather shitty on our HDTV. Instead, we now have both an xbox from our Samoan friend and a wii from my girl. Guitar hero and bowling have become a staple when we are bored or pregaming to walk to the highlands, while we also have halo if the desire to kill each other arises. The N64 still sits near our TV, but we almost never have it plugged in since there are only 3 inputs. Don't think we won't take a challenge though, any of us would be willing to dominate anyone stupid enough to play against us.
Because I think I could go on for another 5 or 6 paragraphs and I don't want to droll on for too long, I will keep this last one fairly brief. House parties. We have less than one a month instead of twice a week. The beer pong table is now storage in my room. The hot tub hasn't been on since February. The backyard is huge but we have yet to host an outdoor summer party that has more than 10 people outside. This place is ideal for house parties, but we despise cleaning up afterwords and have been satisfied with just having a small group every now and again pregame and walk to the highlands or sometimes carpool to buckhead. I think this list sums up why we have slowed down the rate of parties:
1) our neighbor is a cuntmuscle with his house too close to our hot tub and calling the cops on us multiple times for whispering outside
2) we just feel like other people need to host parties because we have dropped too much money on beer/cups/food/deposits/broken stuff over the years
3) Sim Simma and J Roll have real jobs
4) Drama could lose his job if he came to one of our "Real" house parties
5) You're all lame
Alright, I need to stop procrastinating and get back to the series 63 material.
--War
The most obvious change is that we actually get more than basic cable and even have an HD DVR, who would of thought Sim Simma would ever have such luxury! This has resulted in Sim Simma and I watching more sports in the last 9 months than I believe we watched both years in HSquared. We followed the pats (J Roll), the skins (Sim Simma), the eagles (Drama), and the bears (Me, ffe...err *sigh* Warhammer) this past season. We were up to date with college football and basketball, the NBA, and I've even watched some NHL and champions league this season. Now I know what you're thinking, that's a long ass time sitting on the couch watching the TV, but between Taco Mac and our DVR it hasn't felt too long.
The next most notable development in relation would be our lack of playing Super Smash Brothers. We no longer have 4 players and the graphics look rather shitty on our HDTV. Instead, we now have both an xbox from our Samoan friend and a wii from my girl. Guitar hero and bowling have become a staple when we are bored or pregaming to walk to the highlands, while we also have halo if the desire to kill each other arises. The N64 still sits near our TV, but we almost never have it plugged in since there are only 3 inputs. Don't think we won't take a challenge though, any of us would be willing to dominate anyone stupid enough to play against us.
Because I think I could go on for another 5 or 6 paragraphs and I don't want to droll on for too long, I will keep this last one fairly brief. House parties. We have less than one a month instead of twice a week. The beer pong table is now storage in my room. The hot tub hasn't been on since February. The backyard is huge but we have yet to host an outdoor summer party that has more than 10 people outside. This place is ideal for house parties, but we despise cleaning up afterwords and have been satisfied with just having a small group every now and again pregame and walk to the highlands or sometimes carpool to buckhead. I think this list sums up why we have slowed down the rate of parties:
1) our neighbor is a cuntmuscle with his house too close to our hot tub and calling the cops on us multiple times for whispering outside
2) we just feel like other people need to host parties because we have dropped too much money on beer/cups/food/deposits/broken stuff over the years
3) Sim Simma and J Roll have real jobs
4) Drama could lose his job if he came to one of our "Real" house parties
5) You're all lame
Alright, I need to stop procrastinating and get back to the series 63 material.
--War
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