Hotlanta Lives Up To It's Name

I just played soccer at lunch and almost died of heat stroke. I didn't check the weather before going outside, but it is close to 100 degrees. Even after taking a long cold shower I am sweating balls in my cubicle.

But you know what? I LOVE it. I feel summer has truly arrived when I want nothing more than to go to the pool and sit there frying slowly in the UV rays. In fact this whole past week, since J-Roll and Warhammer were gone, I kept the AC off and made my house into a sauna. I refused to wear much else besides boxers, which made it awkward when a girl came to my glass front door asking for money for the Democratic Party. Not sure if my boxers were riding up as I was laying there like a glowing ember on our wood colored couch, but she left promptly due to not being able to handle the vivid and magnificent view or me just shaking my sweat covered head 'no' at her that I wasn't going to get my lazy ass up and walk 3 feet to the door.

Unfortunately, Warhammer came home last night and being the giant whispering eye that he is (since he hasn't posted anything for a month knowing that I will mercilessly ridicule him) called me a Jew (I actually take offense to this) and turned the AC back on. Last night I actually didn't sleep well due to it being too cold. I kept waking up shivering and had to pull the extra blanket over me ... ridiculous. I either have to get used to the cool air or start an AC war. I'd put your money on the latter.