Hot Tub, Cold Revenge

Dear Palosaurus Rex,

Working as a scientist I have to learn a whole bunch of physical laws of the universe. One common and widely known example is, "For each action there comes an equal and opposite reaction." This is exactly what this post is going to be.

You see I didn’t want to have to bring this up, but it seems Palo’s "bunnybear” post seemed to get a lot of attention. Yes, STANDBY (corrected by J-Roll) posted a lot of pictures (which I might add were of an amazing time – Chicago is a must see city). As a result of Palosaurus Rex's facebook stalking I decided to do a little of my own. He recently wrote to Rambo: "hopefully we get an epic winter out west. start making plans." After reading this a memory immediately came to mind. You see, I believe that events that are not recorded via a camera and posted on Facebook are much more virulent to one’s street credit. Facebook pictures can be de-tagged and forgotten. Memories last forever. That is why I have uncovered this archaic and classic gem from the depths of history.

Lets rewind the hands of time ... (Insert Wayne's World Noises Here) ... It was a wonderful winter wonderland when Palosaurus Rex and Rambo went on a ski trip together. What better to ease sore muscles after a long day of boarding (Rambo obviously) and skiing (Palosaurus Rex) than having a casual beer or two. Of course a couple beers turned into a whole lot more and drunk and stumbling over one another they came up with a real amazing plan. They would take off their clothes in the snow and go into the hot tub together. Before they knew it they were in a hot tub naked and barely able to stand with one another and one other intoxicated man. True Story. And who really knows where their night progressed from there?

After searching for a song that would truly capture this defining moment of them struggling to come out of the closet I found the perfect one below. Enjoy and as they say in the working world, "TGIF, Bitches!!!!"

Your caring and knowing how to capitalize words at the beginning of sentences friend,
Sim Simma

"You wink, I laugh 'cause we know a little hug leads to a foot rub then a hot tub. Then a french kiss on a bear rug. Do you like it, do you like it? How about this? Wanna try it? Oh, oh, oh I'll take that as a yes!"