1,000 VIEWS! Did we break it?

I woke up today feeling like shit. Two cats apparently decided to fight to the death outside my window last night/this morning at 4:00 AM. And to the majority of people out there that have never heard a cat fight before (not girls clawing each other's clothes off in hot oil), it sounds like a baby crying mixed with the occasional viper hiss. Thinking about it now it really could have been a left-astray baby outside my window that was being attacked by snakes, but either way I was way too tired for something like that and went back to sleep.

Anyways, I digress. I woke up feeling like shit and came into work thinking that today was just a normal Wednesday where I had to take out the trash and sit in my cubicle for the day. But, then I signed on to our awe inspiring blog to check what was new and saw "IT" ...

1,000 VIEWS!!!!!

A kilo, a millennium, the sum of Euler's totient function over the first 57 integers, 1 E+3 views!!!! Despite the awkward glances of my co-workers, I danced around for a while like Michael Jackson and then screamed out like a conquering general, "WE DID IT, BOYS!" But then a thought came to me and I sat down on the spot deep in thought. How can we commemorate such an epic occasion? With Fireworks? BBQ? Beer? Naked Women? A petting zoo? Midgets on unicycles? An aberrant combination of them all? Nothing seemed like it really could capture the monumental achievement that we have accomplished here. That is until I remembered the radio challenges I hear every morning and thought of this:

The first person besides the writers who comments on this blog gets a free giveaway. Thats right! A framed and autographed (probably partly forged) photo of all the bloggers together (probably partly photoshopped). Simply beautiful.

Yeah, lets see if that actually happens. But, who cares if the web-counter is probably just tracking us and ICT - the resume builders! I just write to try and make you guys laugh every once in a while and bicker with pretty much anything any of you say. So as Ghostface Killah once told me, "I just want to celebrate like we just beat trial ... We bout to have a good year!"