Fear and Loathing in South America 1

Hola a mis amigos gringos!

Thats Espanol for ¨stop looking looking at our women that way white devil¨or something like that. Things are going well down here, not that I expect anybody cares much. Note to anyone coming down, be prepared for a squirty good time en el bano for awhile after you first arrive, its a given. My amigo the infamous J-Tarr fell ill with some sort of third world stomach flu which meant we had to stay in Lima for like 5 days, which is five days longer than I would have cared to. For those without my internationally well travelled background Lima has the weather of Seattle, the pollution of LA and the friendlyness of NYC. A real trifecta. Anyway we learned not to eat in sketchy Southamerican Chinese resturaunts until Mr. Tarr´s estomago has adapted to the new bacteria rich environment. So why did I not suffer the same fate, I´ve got two words... The Hut. Smoking, eating, hooking up and passing out in that horrible place during high school has probably given my immune system a head start on third world adaptation. Anyway we´re out of lima now, drinking the local hooch "Crystal" and fumando the local outdoor. Anyway gotta go I´ve scheduld some sandboarding, like snowboarding except on giant sand dunes. Peace.